There are some who have come forward with more legitimate concerns. I'd like to address those concerns by explain how this phone thing got started.
Early last summer, I took a trip to England (Here's a copy of my ticket if you don't believe me! PHAT pimps ALWAYS go to England). There, I met a most pleasant, well-spoken player named Marcus Bains. After a lot of drinks at the Wimbleshire pub, he confided in me a revolutionary idea for representing time. The idea was so advanced that it made digital watches look like sundials. (I later made several attempts implement the idea, but I just couldn't figure out all the details of the design. It was insane.).
I felt compelled to share some of my own ideas with him. I told him about my muffin eating technique. He wasn't very impressed, so I told him about the cell phone handset idea that everyone is now familiar with. At the time of course it was still an idea and I didn't have a prototype.
He loved the idea and asked if he could share the idea with some of his designer friends. I don't know if he ever did tell anyone about it.
This is all very suspicious. I'm just saying.