Setting the Record Straight

There's some player haters out there who're claiming my idea isn't original, that they had it, like, 40 years ago. Here's what I have to say:

Listen, PUNKS, there weren't any cell phones 40 years ago. You are probably lying.

There are some who have come forward with more legitimate concerns. I'd like to address those concerns by explain how this phone thing got started.

Early last summer, I took a trip to England (Here's a copy of my ticket if you don't believe me! PHAT pimps ALWAYS go to England). There, I met a most pleasant, well-spoken player named Marcus Bains. After a lot of drinks at the Wimbleshire pub, he confided in me a revolutionary idea for representing time. The idea was so advanced that it made digital watches look like sundials. (I later made several attempts implement the idea, but I just couldn't figure out all the details of the design. It was insane.).

I felt compelled to share some of my own ideas with him. I told him about my muffin eating technique. He wasn't very impressed, so I told him about the cell phone handset idea that everyone is now familiar with. At the time of course it was still an idea and I didn't have a prototype.

He loved the idea and asked if he could share the idea with some of his designer friends. I don't know if he ever did tell anyone about it.

This is all very suspicious. I'm just saying.


A calumnious retort from the pansies!
ali rahimi
Last modified: Wed Mar 12 21:45:56 EST 2003